So this #1Nite…
I woke up in a backyard tent full of mimes. There’s something on the ceiling but I can’t quite work out what. So I reach over for my torch and instead find myself holding onto a two-day old hotdog with the Batman symbol on it. I feel my Spidey senses tingling so I pull out my pocket-sized flamethrower, burn the hotdog, and hope the smell will attract a leprechaun so he can tell me what to do.
A leprechaun came and took me to a parking lot where a blue alpaca and a bold deer were having a party. I was attacked by ninjas but fought them off with tigers wielding shotguns.. then I went with them to eat cake. A fat genie comes out of the cake which was a disguised magic lamp, and he offers me three wishes.
My first wish is for everybody in the world to be wearing matching ponchos and moustaches. For my second wish, I asked to make everyone wearing those ponchos and moustaches to be able to tap dance. Finally, as I was still hungry and the tap dancing was really noisy, I asked the genie to cover the surface of Earth with a layer of marshmallow.
I climbed into a shuttle to see Earth from above and ended up meeting an alien who was dressed in a bikini. The alien asked me if I wanted to square dance at a disco on their planet. Next thing I knew I was on a motorcycle riding the highway with 5 midgets. The highway suddenly ended and we plummeted into a pool full of vodka and dangerous glow-in-the-dark octopuses wearing (night) shades.
Out of nowhere, giant Cockroaches came too the rescue eating the octopuses. We escaped on a giant firefly to a magical underground castle. A silver dragon invited me to take care of the mysterious treasure of the underground castle. I went to check on the treasure but stumbled and fell in a black hole to wake up in my bed. Fucking dream I had this #1Nite. After waking up, I wanted to eat something but when I reached the kitchen the Mimes from the tent were there!
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